We
have called primitive man forth from his retreat, reclothed him as a Noble
Savage, taught him to carve the sort of art we like, & hired him to
dance for us at lunch. This
tiny village on the Sepik has been signed up by a travel agency. A chorus
line of ancient crones with withered tits & grass skirts, two bald
& all bored, shuffle back & forth in front of eleven tourists
who sit in aluminum lawn chairs, eating lunch from plastic boxes. One
tourist, with pith helmet & safari jacket complete with Explorers'
Club insignia, is taking notes. "Aren't you eating?" asks a
companion. "No," he replies, "I haven't had a bowel movement
in three days." It turns out none of the others have either. In
the world of electronic technology, we humbly encounter the primitive
as avant-garde. Americans, Englishmen, Spaniards, Italians, Japanese flock
to the Sepik, board palatial houseboats and, drink in hand, solemnly view
savages on the hoof. This search for the primitive is surely one of the
most remarkable features of our age. It's as if we feared we had carried
too far our experiment in rationalism, but wouldn't admit it & so
we called forth other cultures in exotic & disguised forms to administer
all those experiences suppressed among us. But those we have summoned
are generally ill-suited by tradition & temperament to play the role
of alter ego for us. So we recast them accordingly, costuming them in
the missing parts of our psyches & expecting them to satisfy our secret
needs. Since
he was first contacted by the West, primitive man has been forced to serve
his conqueror's many needs, not the least of these being aesthetic. In
New Guinea, the time element is so condensed that collectors of primitive
art can, in comfort, penetrate prehistory, arriving with gin & tonic
in hand. Both banks of the Middle Sepik are now lined with workshops where
tourist art is turned out en masse. One mission has a huge antiquing area.
Posh safari boats with staterooms, bars & showers pass each other
on the river, filled with art collectors, psychiatrists, photographers,
etc. all anxious to meet Stone Age man face-to-face, collect his art,
hear him sing & do all this without discomfort or delay. Those
who can't make the trip aren't denied. This same art is exported to American
department stores & museums. One museum displays New Guinea tourist
art, but keeps fine authentic pieces in storage. Curators & public,
knowing New Guinea through the media, distrust the genuine. The
most popular New Guinea carvings sold in America are crude Maprik figures
of nude males with birds on their heads (thus combining primitivism, sex
& religion). Figures with erect penises are especially popular. One
Los Angeles department store, unable to sell figures with dangling penises,
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Oh, What a Blow That Phantom Gave Me! by Edmund Carpenter Holt, Rinehart and Winston - New York, Chicago, San Francisco Copyright 1972, 1973 by Edmund Carpenter |
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Translated
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