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Oh,
What a Blow That Phantom Gave Me! by Edmund Carpenter
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Angoram,
New Guinea; 1969
Angoram is a chapter
out of Somerset Maugham or Evelyn Waugh, the Yoknapatawpha County of Melanesia,
belonging to the past, but intensely alive, full of color & characters,
all gathered nightly in the Angoram Club, playing billiards under the
Queen's portrait (flanked by dartboard & crossed spears) or relaxing
in broken furniture left over from World War II: crocodile hunters, gold
prospectors, missionaries, adventurers, traders, remittance men, all drinkers
& most smugglers, full of false dreams of the past & baseless
hopes for the future, each sustained by some private dream of riches without
labor. Such towns need their gold rush or illicit diamond trade: in the
Sepik, it's primitive art. Looting the Amboin caves of archeological treasures
netted big money, and while little of this reached the looters, it put
the smell of treasure in the air, bringing the town to life, corrupting
officials & missionaries alike, creating an atmosphere of intrigue
& wealth & great conversations. The Angoram Club's volunteer bartender is a sensitive, witty Australian builder who, having failed at both architecture & suicide, abandoned his past to become the government carpenter in this remote outpost. His thirst for the printed word had reduced him to reading can labels, equipment instructions, even currency, until he discovered a set of the collected works of Aquinas, abandoned by a mad-missionary-turned-dealer-in-pagan-art. Late conversations usually end on some fine Thomistic point. |
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Pages
74-75
Oh, What a Blow That Phantom Gave Me! by Edmund Carpenter Holt, Rinehart and Winston - New York, Chicago, San Francisco Copyright 1972, 1973 by Edmund Carpenter translated to hypermedia and edited by Michael Wesch 2002 |