While making movies for our Youtube Viral Video contest, most members (as in everyone but me) of our class created short films that were well-constructed and excelled at both captivating the viewer and providing, either implicitly or explicitly, insightful commentary upon some larger issue, concept, and/or idea. This is not one of those videos– it is strictly meant for entertainment purposes. If you manage to extract any sort of brilliance from it (you won’t) please feel free to relate it back to me. In the mean time, I hope you can enjoy my pointless entertainment